verycooltrash:

the  aesthetic  police  is  here

undauntedly:


go fuck yourself phyllis

undauntedly:

go fuck yourself phyllis

silenthill:

i hate porn. “ohh fuck my ass!!!” you fuck your own damn ass

Mood:

digitaltits:

*white kid from 90’s tv show on bed throwing baseball up in the air and catching it while staring at ceiling*

hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

captainstormwind:

the truth is out there.

felweed:

remember this classic video

WHY ARE YOU SINGLE
Anonymous

lemuelcushing:

because i didn’t forward that chain email letter in 2004

nosdrinker:

420core:

good

the reptilians have seized control